Don't try calling them by their proper names, this is Pas and Streety. "It's us against the world," Pas says. And yes, the Gold Coast couple even has a secret handshake, it involves dancing. "My wife is loads of fun, really full-on, smells nice and always looks a million bucks. She is an OK dancer but thinks she's killing it. She talks a lot," Streety says. He's not kidding, she does talk a lot. The newlyweds met in their teens through family friends, but nothing came of it until 2002 when they were both at uni and ended up working casually at Quiksilver. Married in 2012, they list renovating as the worst time in their relationship, and yet, here they are fronting up to do The Block. They're either mad or very forgetful.